1. The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving  permalink

The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving
Adrian Chen / Gawker

If you're not already at the airport trying to smash your way to the front of a ticket line, you're probably not visiting relatives this Thanksgiving. You need an excuse besides "they are annoying." The AP has a bunch! Those AP reporters must hate their relatives, since every other article they penned about Thanksgiving this year was actually ...

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The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving Fab Deal: Old Navy’s Thanksgiving Gobblepalooza Sale!   —  Old Navy To kick off Gobblepalooza , over 700 Old Navy stores will be open from 12 p.m .to 7 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day. And starting Black Friday, stores will open at 3 a.m. until midnight. During this epic event, shoppers will enjoy great deals (50% off all outerwear, $15 sweaters for the entire family and buy 2 t-shirts get one free) and fun in- ...

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The Associated Press' Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving The 7 People You See When You Go Home For Thanksgiving   —  The High School Teacher You're fresh off the plane, train or automobile and this is the first person you see-- an old high school teacher. Oh god. He's just out of your social age range but you still have to call him Mr. Daniels, and no, you're not going call him K-Slice. The guy who busted you for smoking behind the dumpster looks like he just ...

2. Dubai Has No More Money  permalink

Dubai Has No More Money
Adrian Chen / Gawker

Dubai—home to the future world's tallest building , artificial islands shaped like a palm tree, and a misplaced faith in the power of wealth—is broke. The government has asked its many creditors for a six-month reprieve from debt payments. Writes the Times : The terse statement came in the middle of negotiations between creditors and ...

3. Courtney Love Takes Her Crackie Rants To Facebook  permalink

Courtney Love Takes Her Crackie Rants To Facebook
Dlisted.com

Courtney Love packed up her shopping cart and took her acts of crackery from the House of Twitter to her new home at Facebook. Courtney really hasn't missed one beat. Movieline posted a couple of Courtney's horrifically amazing rants about her ex-boyfriend Edward Norton and Brit Brit Spears.

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4. Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit in a Red Dress of the Day  permalink

Www.drunkenstepfather.com

Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet. I hoped that the US government would find some kind of loophole in her paperwork that would result in her being thrown on to a boat back to Barbados, but unfortunately the USA doesn’t really work like that, she makes too many Jewish people a lot of money for them to ever let them take her away and I&# ...

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5. Website Releases 573,000 Sad, Frightened and Banal Text Messages from 9/11  permalink

Website Releases 573,000 Sad, Frightened and Banal Text Messages from 9/11
Adrian Chen / Gawker

Wikileaks.org has released 573,000 text messages from 9/11—they range from "The only thoughts I have are of Nicholas, Ian and you I am terrified," to "YOUR DOG WILL BE OVER AT MOTHER'S HOUSE BY TOMORROW MORNING." [ CNN ]

6. White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad  permalink

White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad
Adrian Chen / Gawker

Did you hear about this DC couple that crashed Obama's first state dinner last night? Michaele and Tareq Salahi—aspiring reality show stars, bedeviled vintners, polo enthusiasts and lawsuit magnets: You inspire and sadden us in almost equal parts. The Washington Post 's Reliable Source blog reported earlier today that the two notorious DC ...

7. Happy Thanksgiving Everybody  permalink

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Since I'm Native American it is illegal for me to work tomorrow, so let me be the first to tell you Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be back on Friday, so if you're out of your turkey coma, come check me... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]

8. SquantOWN'D  permalink

SquantOWN'D
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Keep Reading Written 2009-11-25 17:00:00 by Caldwell Tanner 71 likes

9. IDLYITW Links You Are Thankful For  permalink

IDLYITW Links You Are Thankful For
Idontlikeyouinthatway.com / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com

My mother got hit in the face with a ham [Popeater] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]

10. Paris and Doug are moving  permalink

Paris and Doug are moving
Theblemish.com

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt’s neighbors in Hollywood Hills hated how loud they were at night. It got to the point that they tried to stage an “intervention” by complaining to their reps, but it was too late. I wish that I could say “too late” meant a semi crashed through their bedroom while they were sleeping, ...

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11. Parents Just Don't Understand: 11/25  permalink

Parents Just Don't Understand: 11/25
CollegeHumor

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?" If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here ! And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are! Your parents' Call of Duty 2.

12. Video fix: a message from cazwell  permalink

Video fix: a message from cazwell
Popbytes

i love cazwell - he's so damn sexy and cute! you must buy (not download) his new full-length album watch my mouth which includes remixes and videos of his jumpin' tracks such as all over my face and i seen beyoncé at burger king ! listen to what he has to say below - plus he's on twitter ! xoxo

13. Jessica Alba Shops At Whole Foods  permalink

Jessica Alba Shops At Whole Foods
Rian / The Skinny Website

Skinny Jessica Alba was spotted making her way into the Beverly Hills Whole Foods from the parking garage yesterday… Photos via FamePictures

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Jessica Alba Shops At Whole Foods New Kristin Cavallari Candids   —  A recently slimmed-down Kristin Cavallari was spotted leaving the Anastasia Salon in Beverly Hills yesterday… Photos via FamePictures She has definitely gotten very thin lately!

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Jessica Alba Shops At Whole Foods Nick nolte used to be hot!   —  but not anymore - just look at him below - rocking his sexy '70s pornstar chic moustache - he was hot! sadly at age 68 - he's a total mess (unfortunately there was no aging gracefully for him) nick was spotted out in beverly hills earlier today looking more like a homeless person than a one-time celebrity (the last time i can remember him ...

14. Ashley Greene’s Got Cleavage  permalink

Ashley Greene’s Got Cleavage
The Cheese / Hollywoodtuna

The new Twilight garbage has just come out and I’m already sick of all the annoying pale stars, except for Ashley Greene that is. Here she is at some Maxim party celebrating the December issue with her on the cover. The cover picture is pretty hot, but sadly these shots are kind of lame. I guess her boobs look alright, it’s a start. ...

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Ashley Greene’s Got Cleavage Ashley Greene Does Maxim   —  Twilight/New Moon star Ashley Greene attended the celebration of her cover of Maxim’s December issue at Avenue in New York City last night… Photos via INFDaily.com She’s looking good!

15. Taylor Swift On Stage In Manchester  permalink

Taylor Swift On Stage In Manchester
Rian / The Skinny Website

Here are some photos of Taylor Swift performing live at the M.E.N. Arena in Manchester, UK last night… Photos via SplashNews Thin as usual!

16. New Nicky Hilton Candids  permalink

New Nicky Hilton Candids
Rian / The Skinny Website

Nicky Hilton was spotted shopping at Herve Leger by Max Azria’s store on Melrose Avenue yesterday afternoon… Photos via PacificCoastNews She’s definitely looking a bit ‘healthier’ weight-wise these days – her legs used to be quite a bit skinnier! What do you all think?

17. Famke Janssen Is A First  permalink

Famke Janssen Is A First
The Cheese / Hollywoodtuna

I think this could be my first post ever on Famke Janssen , which shouldn’t come as much of a surprise considering she’s a little older than most of the chicks featured on the site. However, I’m kinda in the mood for some cougar pictures so her we go…. I’ve got nothing. She’s not showing any skin, her nipples ...

18. I'm Thankful for Sophie Howard Topless and Britain's Best Boobs  permalink

I'm Thankful for Sophie Howard Topless and Britain's Best Boobs
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I'm not American, so I won't be celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend, but I will be taking some down time, hence just the one post today, and probably not much tomorrow. But just because I'm not American, doesn't mean I...

19. What You're Actually Thankful For This Thanksgiving  permalink

What You're Actually Thankful For This Thanksgiving
CollegeHumor

View Article Written 2009-11-25 13:00:00 by CH Staff 48 likes

20. Lohan to stay on at Ungaro fashion house, despite criticism  permalink

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MILAN (Reuters Life!) - Hollywood wild child Lindsay Lohan is staying on as artistic adviser at fashion house Emanuel Ungaro despite her debut collection being panned by critics, President and Chief Executive Mounir Moufarrige said on Tuesday.

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